Friday, May 04, 2007

Put a Smile on Your Face.....

Last night in downtown Nanaimo, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man, coming out of a favourite Nanaimo eatery. He stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a member of the Legislature in Victoria ".
In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

And Speaking of Politicians:

Q: How many Nanaimo councilors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.

On another note:

This administration at Nanaimo City Hall has conclusively discovered how to deal with the budget.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.

Smile! These are all true Nanaimo stories......honest!


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